you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
