you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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