I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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