Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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