people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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