people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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