fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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