when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You smell like stripper and shame
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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