so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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