all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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