Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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