Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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