areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
the liver wants what the liver wants
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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