We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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