i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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