I will die if light touches me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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