these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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