Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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