we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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