listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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