I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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