she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Randomize
