Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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