so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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