There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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