If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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