You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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