Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Randomize
