She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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