Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
