Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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