Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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