I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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