what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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