Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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