He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I enjoy the company of your penis
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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