so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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