Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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