belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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