Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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