dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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