And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
