so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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