we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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