I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i've created a new STD.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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