god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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