i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you told grandpa to call you daddy
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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