I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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