Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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