Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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