I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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