I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Randomize
