yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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