How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
me + whiskey = a bad person
I believe in your delicious
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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